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What you can expect with every Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC — built properly, fully set up, and ready to enjoy.
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Serious performance. Zero noise. Built to disappear into the background — literally.
A Ryzen 9 9900X and RTX 5070 gaming & creator PC, engineered from the ground up around one brief: hit big frame rates without anyone in the room hearing it happen. All-black, all-stealth, all quiet.
Every single component in this build was chosen the hard way. Before anything went in the trolley, we cross-checked independent reviews and real noise/performance testing on each part — CPU, cooler, GPU, storage, PSU, the lot — balancing raw performance against reliability and, above all, noise.
That's why the cooler isn't just "a big one" — it's the option that measurably beat its rivals on acoustics without giving up cooling headroom. It's why the graphics card was picked over near-identical competitors specifically because independent testing showed it running quieter under load. Nothing in this build made the cut on looks or price alone.
The result: a rig that hits serious frame rates without sounding like one.
Scored against the full range of builds we sell — not against fantasy benchmarks.
Real benchmark figures, not best-case marketing numbers. Expect variation depending on your exact settings.
Genuinely quiet. The cooler and PSU were both picked specifically because independent lab testing showed them producing some of the lowest dBA readings in their class — not because the box says "quiet" on it. The Define 7 case adds sound-dampened panels on top of that.
Smooth, high-refresh 1440p gaming across the board — see the Real Game Performance figures above. This is a 1440p-first build; it'll handle 4K in lighter titles too, but 1440p is where it really shines.
Yes. The Ryzen 9 9900X's 12 cores/24 threads give it real headroom for DAW work — large track counts, sample libraries, and plugin-heavy sessions — not just gaming.
Yes — this build sits on AMD's AM5 platform, which is set to receive new CPU generations for years to come. The motherboard also supports PCIe 5.0, so you're not just future-proofed on the CPU side.
Yes, both SSDs are brand new, sealed retail units — not refurbished. Full manufacturer warranties apply.
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