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The Uppercut RTX 5070 Gaming PC | Ryzen 5 7500F | 32GB DDR5 | 1TB NVMe | 360mm AIO | Windows 11
The Uppercut RTX 5070 Gaming PC | Ryzen 5 7500F | 32GB DDR5 | 1TB NVMe | 360mm AIO | Windows 11
💥 The Uppercut
Delivers Serious Damage.
The first AM5 powerhouse in the Parsnip Punch range, built for serious 1440p gaming with RTX 5070 graphics, 32GB DDR5 memory and a stunning 360mm AIO cooled showcase design.
Specs at a Glance
AMD Ryzen 5 7500F
ASUS GeForce RTX 5070 Dual OC 12GB
32GB DDR5 6000MHz
1TB NVMe SSD
MSI PRO A620M-G EVO WiFi
FX Pro 850W ATX 3.1 PCIe 5.1 80 Plus Bronze
Velocity Black ARGB 360mm Infinity AIO
Aurora Black mATX Dual Chamber Case with ARGB Fans
Windows 11 Home Activated
🎮 Gaming Performance Guide
The Uppercut is built as the 1440p sweet spot of the Parsnip Punch range.
- Excellent for high settings 1440p gaming
- RTX 5070 graphics with DLSS support
- 32GB DDR5 memory for modern games, multitasking and streaming
- Ideal for Call of Duty, Fortnite, GTA V, Cyberpunk 2077, Forza, Flight Simulator, Helldivers 2 and modern AAA titles
- Great choice for gamers moving beyond basic 1080p machines
💥 Why Choose The Uppercut?
- Part of the Pink Parsnip Parsnip Punch range
- Modern AM5 platform with DDR5 memory
- Powerful RTX 5070 12GB graphics card
- Built-in WiFi motherboard
- Premium 360mm ARGB liquid cooler
- 850W ATX 3.1 power supply for strong upgrade headroom
- Dual chamber panoramic case with ARGB fans
- Windows 11 installed and activated
- Built, tested and stress tested before dispatch
- UK based support from real people who build gaming PCs every day
📋 Full Specification
- CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7500F, 6 cores, 12 threads
- GPU: ASUS NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5070 Dual OC 12GB
- RAM: 32GB DDR5 6000MHz
- Storage: 1TB NVMe SSD
- Motherboard: MSI PRO A620M-G EVO WiFi Micro ATX
- PSU: FX Pro Black ATX 3.1 PCIe 5.1 850W 80 Plus Bronze
- Cooling: Velocity Black ARGB All-In-One 360mm Intel and AMD FDB Infinity Watercooler
- Case: Aurora Black mATX Dual Chamber Gaming Case with LED strip, 2 x tempered glass panels and 3 x PWM ARGB FDB fans included
- Operating System: Windows 11 Home Activated
- Network: Built-in WiFi and Ethernet ready
🥊 Parsnip Punch Collection
The Uppercut is the 1440p powerhouse of the Parsnip Punch range. Built for gamers who want a serious step up in performance, style and future-ready hardware.
🛡 Warranty
Every Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC includes a 12 month return to base warranty for peace of mind.
🚚 Delivery
Fast 7 day delivery. Your PC will be carefully built, tested and packaged before dispatch.
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✅ Pink Parsnip Computers Standards What you can expect with every Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC — built properly, fully set up, and ready to enjoy.
- 🛡️ 12-Month Warranty: Every gaming PC includes a 12-month warranty as standard. This applies whether the system contains brand new or approved refurbished components.
- ♻️ New & Approved Refurbished Parts: Any refurbished components are clearly listed within the product specification and are thoroughly tested prior to dispatch.
- 🏭 Manufacturer Warranty: Any brand new components included in your PC also carry the original manufacturer’s warranty, where applicable.
- 🪟 Windows 11 Fully Activated: All PCs come with Windows 11 fully installed and activated. A copy of your licence key is stored inside a Pink Parsnip folder on your PC.
- 🧪 Built, Tested & Optimised: Every system is stress tested, benchmarked, and fully optimised before dispatch — including drivers installed, XMP enabled, and Secure Boot configured.
- 🎥 Personal Video Run-Through: We record a full video walk-through of your exact PC so you know exactly what you're receiving.
- 🎨 Personalised Setup: Where possible we tailor your PC setup to the end user including apps installed and wallpapers customised.
- 🚚 Delivery & Collection: Gaming PCs are typically built and dispatched within 7 working days. Local collection is also available.
- 🇬🇧 UK-Based Support: We’re a UK-based family-run business and always happy to help before and after purchase.
🧩 Bespoke Upgrades & Add-Ons Want to personalise your PC even further? We offer a range of optional upgrades and add-ons to tailor your build exactly to your needs.
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💾 Storage upgrades
Larger or additional SSDs for more games, faster load times, and extra room to grow. -
🧠 Memory upgrades
Higher capacity RAM for smoother multitasking, streaming, and demanding games. -
🎨 RGB enhancements & visual upgrades
Extra fans, lighting, cable styling, and finishing touches to make your build stand out. -
🧊 Cooling upgrades & premium AIO options
Improved airflow and cooling for quieter running, lower temperatures, and a more premium feel. -
🛠️ Custom build requests & setup options
Tailored extras and setup choices to better match your gaming, streaming, or workspace needs.
Not sure what to choose? Contact us and we’ll happily recommend the best upgrades for your build and budget.
🖥️ Complete Your Setup Need a monitor, peripherals, or sim gear to go with your new PC? Explore our recommended add-ons and complete your setup in one place.
Find the right display for your build, whether you want smooth esports gaming, immersive ultrawide, or high-refresh competitive play.
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Complete your setup with keyboards, mice, headsets, and controllers to match your play style and budget.
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Add streaming accessories, racing wheels, and flight sticks for a more immersive setup or content creation station.
Streaming accessories • Racing wheels & flight sticks
Need help choosing the right extras for this PC? We’re happy to recommend monitors and accessories that suit your games, setup, and budget.
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